Update:
So I just took her in for three "warranty" issues. Here's the result
1) Somewhere somehow I busted my driver side taillight housing. There's a nice big hole where plastic used to be, along the tailgate edge about midway down. No other impact damage anywhere, no scratching, no marring... Result? Yeah that one's on me. I didn't fight hard for it at all, since its pretty clearly impact damage from something. I ordered a replacement from them for around $100.
2) The loose change in my armrest. The service manager didn't see the humor...
3) The gas filler door. He took several pictures of it. Apparently Ford has a new procedure for "trim" items; its up to corp to make the call if something is under warranty or not. Either way, he said, he'll cover it (thru Ford or thru the dealership). But I'm waiting to hear back from him later this week with a definitive resolution. He was actually pretty sure Ford would decline the claim, saying it must have been ripped off. So he took careful pics. We'll see what they say.
More to come...