Casual Sunday Night Encounter

[pirate air]

Why would you want a thread that's short, uneventful, and ends prematurely???

OH SNAP!!

 

[bettieguitar]

Once I raced a guy in my Ford ****** ralley racer. He was driving a mustang. As I blew by him his ole lady was beating him upside the head and screaming in his ear for going so fast. I raised a salute with the bottle of scotch that I had between my legs. My passanger was scared to death. It was fun. I couldn't wipe the grin off my face. Oh, the good old days.