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jarrettaf

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Here's a question for some of you that know your engines more. My wife and I were headed to lunch on Sunday. We entered the freeway and immediately a white Chevy 2500 HD pulls up to my side. I can tell that he doesn't care for my truck and starts the taunting. He revs several times and stays right at my side. Finally, I look over and see him giving me the thumbs down. I laugh and mind my own business. I am a very laid back guy and it takes a lot to get me going. Anyway, he continues right beside me and rolls his window down and gives me the "Your number one sign". At this point I feel my blood pressure rising, but my wife steps in and and keeps me level. He stays right by me and keeps the antics going. I was not going to stoop to the level of a complete loser whose whole manhood is based on the fact of one truck outperforming another. I am 39 and although VERY competitive, have a sense of safety for myself, my wife, and others on the road, even if they are D-Bags. This goes on for about 5 miles and finally he sticks his head out the window, starts rubbing his eyes like he's crying like a baby. He finally get's off on the next exit and the BS is over. So my question is this: Of course I don't know what he had under the hood, but let's say it's stock. My is except for K&N, but I know that's nothing. If I would have accepted his childish invitation to see whose ******* was bigger, whose would've been faster? I was guessing he would have smoked me, but not completely sure. I know it's not built to race on pavement, but just wondering.
 

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Who's to say what he has under the hood? Stock vs stock it would probably be close.

This guy is the definition of *********. He stuck his head out the window, rubbing his eyes??? Was this a passenger of the guy driving? Either way, sounds like a total moron.
 
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Who's to say what he has under the hood? Stock vs stock it would probably be close.

This guy is the definition of *********. He stuck his head out the window, rubbing his eyes??? Was this a passenger of the guy driving? Either way, sounds like a total moron.

Yea. I couldn't have written Diary of a Douchbag any better. This was the driver, but he was carrying a passenger.
 
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Wow. If I was by myself I probably would have punched it or the exact opposite and slowed down to 40 the minimum speed and if he would slow to that then I definitely would have punched it. I think you would win but it would boil down to who wants to maintain high speeds for the longest, probably not worth even knowing.
 

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I'm with Rick @RDFTS

If my wife was in the car I would have slowed down and let him continue to be an idiot. If he continued, then it's time to find another road.
 

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Well forget the under the hood deal altogether., It is going to come down to who stomps it first and that's usually the winner. I am an ass hat while driving and in my town there is a particular intersection that narrows to one lane on the other side a few hundred feet. It does not really matter much to me what the other persons driving only that I get to the lane reduction first. I win that bet more often than not and usually only loose if the traffic is already moving before I get there. But I am old, don't really care to much if I live to my next birthday or not and don't care to much for other people that don't drive a Raptor...
 
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