Don't get all butthurt

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shapiroeric

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My wife just called me at work to say she saw a new Raptor picking up the kids at school.

Random comments from her (with my reply in parentheses):

The tailgate looks weird (told her you can get it without the Ford letters)
The grille is all- different. (told her yes, as are the lights, bumper, fender and hood)
Didn't even notice it was a Raptor at first. (told her it's the flat fenders vs Gen1 with it's extremely rounded/curved fenders)
Glad we own a 2013 and not a 2017, the 13 looks way better. (told her I've not liked the looks of the 17s since they rolled it out at the Detroit Auto Show)
The wheels like like flowers. (Told her, yup- they do look like flowers)
The color looks like our old 2003 Taurus (told her that's Ruby Red and it is just a BIT nicer than the old Taurus paint).


Well we all know that post is complete BS....no one has that extensive of a conversation with their wife
 
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