2017 Ford Raptor Swaybar Disconnect Flex Test

[Aaron]

I assume you're in Mall/Starbucks mode when this goes down so you don't get your hands dirty.

You're damn right. Ford didn't release the firmware update for me to not use it.

 

[Bullishone]

I like the part where you put it in park, no brake, and get under the truck to take the video. You a gambling man too? ;-)

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[smurfslayer]

You're saying that you go into the lobby like a peasant?

It also really helps with taking those mall speed bumps. Mall crawling = enhanced

F that. I have peeps to get my $hit while i cruise the mall parking lot, occasionally hopping a pot hole.

 

[Aaron]

F that. I have peeps to get my $hit while i cruise the mall parking lot, occasionally hopping a pot hole.

 

[smurfslayer]

You a crazy m*therf*cker Moody... Tha’s right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3tvRxefBUs

 

[Robtor310]

I don’t support this modification. It compromises cruising and parking in mall parking lots.

Starbucks has drive thru?

Drive thru = 4L

 

[Aaron]

Drive thru = 4L

Mall/Starbucks mode actually puts you in 4H/locked and spools the turbos electronically every 30 seconds to make the blowoff valve PSHHH. Baristas love it.


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[smurfslayer]

So that begs the question, what do the Gen1 Raptors do that baristas love?
Definitely V8 sound is up there. heard one of the youtube videos and I can see where baristas would dig that sound.

You know what the baristas don’t love? when you park your Raptor in front of a row of Priuses. As previously discussed, we don’t have st-bucks drive through here. So I turn into the parking lot, stop, and engage mall/stbks mode. drive around and some d-bags park their priuses right up front - a whole line of them.

My peeps are like “you ain’t making us walk all that way”

So, I use mall/stbks mode extra power to jump the sidewalk and drive them right up to the door. Baristas like - what are you doing, you can’t park there.

I just did.

I thought they were really rude, being they’re the official Raptor coffee and all.

 

[Aaron]

So that begs the question, what do the Gen1 Raptors do that baristas love?

Definitely V8 sound is up there. heard one of the youtube videos and I can see where baristas would dig that sound.



You know what the baristas don’t love? when you park your Raptor in front of a row of Priuses. As previously discussed, we don’t have st-bucks drive through here. So I turn into the parking lot, stop, and engage mall/stbks mode. drive around and some d-bags park their priuses right up front - a whole line of them.



My peeps are like “you ain’t making us walk all that way”



So, I use mall/stbks mode extra power to jump the sidewalk and drive them right up to the door. Baristas like - what are you doing, you can’t park there.



I just did.



I thought they were really rude, being they’re the official Raptor coffee and all.

These baristas are unwashed heathens, you must minister to them Brother Smurfslayer. Teach them the whoop, the jump and the powerslide. Only then will they know that the way you park is the natural order of things


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