HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!!

[John M BUNMAN]

Ohhhhkayy, So I’m the Honor Grad from the US ARMY Pathfinder School, but I let her Navigate???
“Let’s see where that Canyon Goes?” are not a good Navigational Choice!
So said Canyon turns into a slot canyon. Backing out is not an option, L Shaped Obstacle. I have about a foot more than Blue Lighting is long to turn her around in... I had to chop down a bush with the MACHETE to facilitate the 20 min U-TURN!
Said Machete deflected of a limb, and tried to take off MY LIMB!! WTF,. Complete said U- TURN while applying Direct Pressure. Control bleeding for 55 min drive to ER..
End of Dictation, Officer Jxxxxx P#***
LOL

 

[RonPorter]

Bummer!

 

[04Ram2500Hemi]

But think of the memories you made!

 

[Cobraman044]

Wow Glad it was not any worse. At least it will be a funny story in the future.

 

[CoronaRaptor]

Good ole' memories! Next time keep your hand upstream or have the wife do the cutting!

 

[Cthulhu]

Pinky is a vestigial finger anyway. You're just evolving.

 

[PorterW1111]

 

[John M BUNMAN]

Good ole' memories! Next time keep your hand upstream or have the wife do the cutting!

Exactly! It was one of those “My hand is not in a good place...oh well, WHACK!! Ahhhhhhh F#<€king SOB!!lol

 

[jzweedyk]

It wasn't the navigators fault you can't turn your truck around.

I am sure this is all your fault, and I am sure she is letting you know that.

The good news is that if it doesn't kill you it makes you stronger. Enjoy.

 

[GetTiTGood]

Looked like a good time tho. Nothing more fun than knowing whether or not [you're] going to be making it home with the truck or not lol