Humor for the day

Not sure if this has made the rounds here but it's pretty funny and might even be helpful to the guys who are attracting women with their new Raptors. You'll need a pencil and paper for this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU

That was hilarious and accurate

Holy shit! That's why I'm not getting laid? **** it. I'm going to go to 7/11 and get some lottery tickets and a slurpee.

absolutely amazing and shockingly true

What is failed to be mention here is the slide... As a woman gets older the curve changes, much like a permanent PMS week.. They loose hotness scale and slowly slide up the crazy scale. I don't know what phenomenon causes this but they become less hot and more crazy as time goes on... Ever seen a 90 year old grandmother and say "Shes hot".... But have you said "Shes crazy"....

lmao that was great