Welp, I have fairly high confidence that what I felt (and everyone here thought), and the dealer said no way, has been solved as a battery being stupid.
I replaced my factory AGM with the new Duracell as posted above and I've not had one problem, FordPass notification, the truck is awake and alert when I'm nearby, the lights work, everything is as it should be.
Replace the battery folks. It starts faster and seems Android Auto has un-jacked itself for the most part as well.
It sat all weekend and never had an issue like I would have every single other weekend.