What the MFing Fuxk R U Thinking??

[John M BUNMAN]

I have Raved about the Breathtaking Beauty of the Grand Canyon Parashant National Monument/ AZ Strip.
I’ve posted many of my adventures out there. I’ve been going there for 30+ years and I’ve yet to Scratch the Surface! It’s over a MILLION ACRES of some Remote and Indescribable Beauty!!
But it can be Incredibly Dangerous if you’re an F-**** (No Offense of Course) if you go out there UNPREPARED!!
FAILING TO PLAN….
IS IN FACT, PLANING TO FAIL
Just because you saw your HiYunndy Sante Fe on a MFing Graded Dirt Road on a tv commercial, doesn’t mean you should take it 100 miles into the FNING Wilderness, where I’ve gotten the Raptor Stuck Many times

A few FRF members have asked me about traveling out there. Everything you read about it says DON’T TRAVEL ALONE OUT THERE.
I of course, Always travel alone out there because I don’t have any friends. I warn anyone that asks, if it’s wet out there it’s FNING GA Clay and you better be able to Self-Rescue.

I know Matt appreciates these Morons (No Offense) he never says what it costs, but coming down from Hurricane, 100 miles into the GCPNM,
Eaasssy $1500-2k Tow Bill

I don’t always mock stupidity, but when I do… It makes me feel better about myself.

 

[Nex]

I watch that video the other day. Reading your text I was going to post it. But there it is...

 

[smurfslayer]

paraphrasing @Donovan here with the official FRF introduction:

“Thefuq you doin’ here bro?"

 

[Keith88]

You should see all the Subarus that are rescued on trails here in Idaho. Especially in the winter.