Madcowranch
Genetically Modified
He would be crying more from wanting to be taller than 5'2" tall. HAHahaaaaaaa. I have some pics someplace of Chuck and my mom way back in the 60's when they were at a karate tournament. My mom was short and so was Chuck. Arm in arm they were nearly the same hight. He was a young punk then. Hell, I was only 7.
BDRAG
I thinks it's possible that Chuck Norris is your real father.