Gen 2 rescues Gen 1

All this fuss, and I still ---STILL--- have not gotten to to the drive thru starbucks.

Was in for service yesterday and the mechanic did me a solid. So, I bought the principals involved gift cards to the local brewery. had to hot foot it back and had a class tonight.

I must experience the Raptor Privilege of the drive thru starbucks.

OH ! and I spring this on the wife.

Hey, did you know we have a drive thru starbucks?

Hells yeah, Debbie and I go there all the time.

huh?

yeah, it’s been there for a while now.

You didn’t tell me?

Why would I tell you? when was the last time you went to starbucks

That doesn’t matter, starbucks is the official Raptor coffee, we have to go

whatever.

shyeah. whatever indeed. Now we’re going and she’ll be lucky if I don’t make a scene.

jabroni619 said:

No sure if the word "hardly" applies considering you just doubled your crybaby posts in this thread.

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*********

X3

smurfslayer said:

starbucks is the official Raptor coffee

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It only took us a mere 14 pages of ******** and discord to unveil the main take away from this thread.

smurfslayer said:

All this fuss, and I still ---STILL--- have not gotten to to the drive thru starbucks.

Was in for service yesterday and the mechanic did me a solid. So, I bought the principals involved gift cards to the local brewery. had to hot foot it back and had a class tonight.

I must experience the Raptor Privilege of the drive thru starbucks.

OH ! and I spring this on the wife.

Hey, did you know we have a drive thru starbucks?

Hells yeah, Debbie and I go there all the time.

huh?

yeah, it’s been there for a while now.

You didn’t tell me?

Why would I tell you? when was the last time you went to starbucks

That doesn’t matter, starbucks is the official Raptor coffee, we have to go

whatever.

shyeah. whatever indeed. Now we’re going and she’ll be lucky if I don’t make a scene.

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You talk to your wife?

I remember those days.

Thank god those days are in the past for me.

2014RubyRed said:

Awe, did he get his one-way feelings hurt? You're a ******* ****. Period. Quit trying to make friends with the people that hate you the most. As far as "this forum is ours" - suck a ****. It's ours. Don't know what ours means? Read back a few posts. Admit it, you've bought into a group that you can't hang with. Go over to the exclusive Gen2 forum and be their hero. You're not worthy enough to be here!



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Considering you already made it quite clear you weren't simply pretending to be retarded earlier. There's not much else here to respond to.

Frank N said:

You talk to your wife?

I remember those days.

Thank god those days are in the past for me.

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I scream "Yeah that's right. It's a fu#$%ng Ford raptor baby! You jelly?" through the drive through window every time. After I get my order of course.

jabroni619 said:

Considering you already made it quite clear you weren't simply pretending to be retarded earlier. There's not much else here to respond to.

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You're right. Anyone else smell that? Smells like .......


***** to me. Now go run off with your exclusive membership and leave the grownups here to play.

Hell, even the retarded dog owner raptorterror or whatever he ******* calls himself has bigger balls than your ****-ass does......



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RAPTERRIER said:

Drop by your buddy Sasquatch's trailer and go circle jerk to bubs on OK Cupid. So much butthurt, ruby red must be the swelled color of your mangina...why the hell do you clowns continue to post in this section. The J1 junkyard is not this one

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whatever.....

Smurf wins, /endthread

We ain't done here yet. Don't turn off the lights. Don't close the door. Sit the **** back down. It's time for...





Buckle your ******* seatbelts chuckleheads. Here we go.

- @Tim182d posts a picture of a Jenny two pulling out a Gen Juan and insinuated that the older sibling was in fact the little brother. We'll return to this later.

- Forecast is dank with a chance of memes for the looming Gen Wars.

- The usual suspects show up. @jabroni619, @Truckzor, @2014RubyRed, @brc misfit, @smurfslayer, @Frank N, @jaz13 even joins in.

- standard gen war volleys are fired. "Tally ho old chaps!" Verbal grapeshot scatters accross the battlefield. Shouts of "You can't afford it" and "I can't hear that V8 because I'm so far ahead" are heard in the distance.

- in the middle of the skirmish as slap fight breaks out between @Truckzor, @jabroni619, @NASSTY, @jaz13, @Frank N , and @nikhsub1. It's odd, petty and rather feminine (Don't you dare judge them for it though).

@jaz13 makes a random comparison to Le Mans and a GT vs a Vette.

- "Apples to Spaceships"

- @jaz13 then refuses to read my posts and he and his compatriot lob vitriol in a successful attempt to end gentlemanly discourse (I don't care if your version is different, it's my ******* summary chaps.)

- Maymays are deployed.

- @RaptArAz enters the battlefield. Buck up chaps! Reinforcements have arrived!

- Jabroni attempts to win the battle by declaring victory.

- @smurfslayer wades into the fray to entreaty for peace and Starbucks.

- I don't read one of @jaz13s posts and suddenly it's important to read things...

@2014RubyRed can be heard exclaiming "LEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOYYYYY JEEEENNNNKINNNS" as he unleashes a barrage of text at the Jenny Too front line.

- A sizeable skirmish happens between our lone warrior and the Jenny Too warriors who took down the rogue known as Truckzor.

@RAPTERRIER, champion of the Jenny Too alliance emerges to counter @2014RubyRed with LOL faces and subpar memes.

@smurfslayer tries to speak sense and deescalate the situation, but to no avail.

- I break down the how and why of FRF to those who may not know in a rare lapse of judgement.

- Starbucks is ordered (unsure of delivery status though) Hope you boys got yours.

- @brc misfit brings forth important information regarding Steak and BJ day.

- The battle largely quiets down, with shots ringing out on the perimeter from time to time. @2014RubyRed and @RAPTERRIER continue to mud wrestle off near the creek somewhere as well.

@smurfslayer clusterbombs the field with memes.

- Now we here.

So kids, what did we learn today?

- We learned that reading is fundamental to understanding. We learned that @Tim182d either has a really ******* weird family, or is bad at math, or both (How do siblings work anyway?). We learned that a single picture of one truck town another in a situation that can easily be reversed is grounds for claims of superiority. Though, what we really learned today, is that it takes two to tango, and the people who want change to 'stop conflict' are the same ones who will jump at said conflict at the first hint of being slighted.

We're all **********, even me. Except @smurfslayer. He's a ************* gentleman. Stay ******* FRF.



Edit: Forgot to get the lights on my way out. Sorry.