Stupid Things People Say About Raptors

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rasco

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I get a lot of attention at the gas pump usually for my Raptor.
I am sure anyone who has a Raptor, especially a heavy mod Raptor can say this.
But theres always that one person who wants to say something ****** about your truck, mostly out of spite or envy, they just have to talk shit.

Here's a list of the ones that drive me bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S :upyours:

1. WHY DONT YOU WASH YOUR TRUCK?
Answer, its a desert truck, it gets dirty, it's suppose to get dirty.

2. YOU SHOULD PUT A LIFT KIT ON YOUR TRUCK
Answer, you should get out of your nissan altima and take a ride in my class 8.
Which sits lower than my raptor.

3. I BET MY DODGE CAN OUTRUN YOUR LITTLE RAPTOR.
Answer, wanna put 5k on that?

4. THAT TRUCK WOULD LOOK SICK ON SOME 22's
Answer, 22's would feel sick if I put them through what these Methods take daily.

5. I HEARD THE RAM RUNNER IS BETTER
Answer, you have heard wrong, and when have you seen a ram runner?

6. MY CHICK WANTS TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE POSSIBLY THE COOLEST **** WE HAVE EVER SEEN.
Answer, Gangsters don't dance, We boogie....:wtf::goofy_batman:
 
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