Important question for owners??

I read on the interwebz that owning a Raptor will increase genital size by at least 1/8". I'm assuming this is a fact, since I read it. My question is how long will this take once my truck comes in? Is the effect immediate or does it take a few weeks? Do chrome 22's with low pro tires and a drop increase or decrease, the total effect? I do plan on applying some clean, artificial dirt to some parts of the truck when I get it, if that makes any difference. Thank you.

Signed, hopeful future owner.

I slowly started updating my wardrobe to looser fitting pants almost right way.

I haven’t grew at all, but I haven’t got a tune on it yet either. I’m guessing after it’s tuned up is when things will change

I now only wear short shorts like those strip club frequent fliers so there is room to grow....

Well I guess my idea to buy one for my wife is a bad idea after all

Some dude's are into chicks with *****!

Spartan1 said:

Well I guess my idea to buy one for my wife is a bad idea after all

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Sorry boys, it only works with GEN1s.

Artificial dirt lmao. Very important questions

Ruger said:

Sorry boys, it only works with GEN1s.

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And they had to be a SCAB, 6.2, without a Sunroof...

Frank N said:

And they had to be a SCAB, 6.2, without a Sunroof...

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You make a valid point about the sunroof, @Frank N. Philosophically there is no good rationale for a sun roof on an off-road vehicle. And as a practical matter, the amount of body flexing experienced by a well driven off-road truck would be likely to cause failures in the sunroof mechanism. And that, I have noted in this forum, is exactly what's happening.