This is killing me.

I called to check on my Raptor today. It's in Atlanta, only 90 miles away from me, and they're still telling me it will be next Friday before it gets to me.

It's all part of that "Dealer prep" thing. They are driving it for the weekend, letting everyone jump in and test drive, that kinda thing.

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You might notice that time almost stops. This is an example of Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity concerning Raptors. "As long as you wait for your Raptor delivery the time is slower is in your dimension than everyone around you."

So instance, I have my Raptor and time is flying.